The Bluebeards Revenge Shampoo will leave your hair feeling silky-smooth and smelling absolutely divine. Barbershop-quality shampoo, all packaged up for you in a man-sized bottle. As ever, a little goes a long way, and whatever you do, keep out of reach of your better half. Neglect to do so, and you can be sure as eggs are eggs that they will be helping themselves the second they get a taste of its magical hair-washing powers.
Apply a dollop to wet hair, massage in for a few minutes then rinse out.